Please remember those milk mustache ads

You know, the celebrities with milk mustaches and arguments for why you should drink milk. I collected at least 30 of them and hung them on my closet door. I heard they got those mustaches using some sort of ice cream/milkshake concoction, but some prefer to believe it's Elmer's glue. Sorry, but I would never drink Elmer's glue no matter how famous I was.

Please remember Please Remember

I've been told I should apologize profusely for this hiatus. I apologize profusely.